[personal profile] snarp
He's the only viewpointy troll who has never tried to kill another troll or a human, even in self-defense. The only troll he's even been shown fighting is Meenah, who's already dead. He just talks people down or runs away.

Aradia: Killed Vriska (first time), kinda responsible for the destruction of her whole friggin species.
Tavros: Tried to kill Vriska.
Sollux: Tried to kill Eridan and Gamzee.
Nepeta: Tried to kill Gamzee.
Kanaya: Killed Eridan and tried to kill Gamzee.
Terezi: Killed Vriska (second time), plus a bunch of other people off-screen, and tried to kill Gamzee. Also killed an alternate-timeline John, Dave, and Jade.
Vriska: Killed Aradia, Tavros, and a bunch of other people off-screen, and tried to kill Kanaya, Eridan, and Gamzee. Also killed John (for his own good), tried to kill Dave, is indirectly responsible due to mind-control shenanigans for the deaths of three of the four kids' guardians, and is presently leading a mind-controlled ghost army to its double-death to cover her own tracks. Annnd she sexually assaulted Tavros. Vriska wins at being awful!
Equius: Tried to kill Gamzee. He also sexually assaulted Aradia, and maybe raped her.
Gamzee: Killed Equius and Nepeta, and tried to kill Eridan, Kanaya, Karkat, Terezi, and Sollux.
Eridan: Killed Feferi, plus a bunch of other people off-screen, and tried to kill Kanaya, Sollux, Gamzee, and Vriska.
Feferi: Was complicit in the deaths of a bunch of people off-screen, tried to kill Eridan.
Meenah: Murdered every single one of her friends.
Aranea: Is helping Vriska mind-control that ghost army.

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Unrelated, but I bet Andrew Hussie's endgame for Homestuck is just, like:

1) Everyone dies because denizens.

2) All ships sunk, even ghost ships.

Especially the second one, given that he treats romance less as a goal to be desired than as an obstacle to be navigated. Like, makeouts are those platforms that've got spikes that poke out every three seconds. I'm basically fine with this!

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