Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
Feb. 28th, 2013 07:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpThe saddest (Homestuck) thing is:
Jack and PM arrive, and the Condesce sends Jade out to secure Jack so she's got two omnipotent murderdogs. Jade attacks PM, who recognizes her and hesitates to respond, while Jack probably kind of hovers and flails. At that exact moment, John shows up to attack Jack and Dirk shows up to attack Jade.
Just as Jack and Jade kill John, Dirk, and PM, the meteor passes by with everyone on board watching. Jade then kidnaps Kanaya and somehow delivers her to Caliborn to serve as his Space Player. She probably also gives him LOFAF.
Skaia then zaps them back to doomed!Earth. Goodbye, traumatized kids and WV! Rose sinks deeper into alcoholism. WV abandons his responsibility to the citizens of Can Town and builds a fort, which he will not leave. Karkat and Dave follow suit. Maybe they can share a fort, I don't know. No one is left to stop Terezi's inexorable slide into juggalism. Gamzee is Gamzee.
Davesprite and ARquiusprite also saw Dirk die; they explode.
No one ever warned Roxy about stairs. No one told her dog.
Also all the ghosts are double dead because Vriska. I'll expand on that. The treasure was Calliope. She has already found her doomed alternate self, whose effects on her were unfortunately similar to Vriska's on Aranea. She is waiting there with LE, who was looking for her so he could mate with her, not kill her.
They have ALREADY REPRODUCED (pretend that was in rainbow seizure text just now) and dispatched zillions of terrifying cherubic offspring throughout reality. You know, like the little Lavoses on Death Peak in Chrono Trigger. They kill all the ghosts together, including the recently-arrived John, Roxy, Dirk, Davesprite, Equius, and let's say AR. Dirk, AR, and Davesprite never have a chance to talk to each other.
Jane and Jade are doomed to be the Condesce's gamepieces in her war against LE and Calliope forevermore; Jake is LE's.
Erisolsprite just kind of hangs around. It's pretty funny.
Jack and PM arrive, and the Condesce sends Jade out to secure Jack so she's got two omnipotent murderdogs. Jade attacks PM, who recognizes her and hesitates to respond, while Jack probably kind of hovers and flails. At that exact moment, John shows up to attack Jack and Dirk shows up to attack Jade.
Just as Jack and Jade kill John, Dirk, and PM, the meteor passes by with everyone on board watching. Jade then kidnaps Kanaya and somehow delivers her to Caliborn to serve as his Space Player. She probably also gives him LOFAF.
Skaia then zaps them back to doomed!Earth. Goodbye, traumatized kids and WV! Rose sinks deeper into alcoholism. WV abandons his responsibility to the citizens of Can Town and builds a fort, which he will not leave. Karkat and Dave follow suit. Maybe they can share a fort, I don't know. No one is left to stop Terezi's inexorable slide into juggalism. Gamzee is Gamzee.
Davesprite and ARquiusprite also saw Dirk die; they explode.
No one ever warned Roxy about stairs. No one told her dog.
Also all the ghosts are double dead because Vriska. I'll expand on that. The treasure was Calliope. She has already found her doomed alternate self, whose effects on her were unfortunately similar to Vriska's on Aranea. She is waiting there with LE, who was looking for her so he could mate with her, not kill her.
They have ALREADY REPRODUCED (pretend that was in rainbow seizure text just now) and dispatched zillions of terrifying cherubic offspring throughout reality. You know, like the little Lavoses on Death Peak in Chrono Trigger. They kill all the ghosts together, including the recently-arrived John, Roxy, Dirk, Davesprite, Equius, and let's say AR. Dirk, AR, and Davesprite never have a chance to talk to each other.
Jane and Jade are doomed to be the Condesce's gamepieces in her war against LE and Calliope forevermore; Jake is LE's.
Erisolsprite just kind of hangs around. It's pretty funny.
no subject
Date: 2013-03-01 06:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-02 05:10 am (UTC)Spoilers for all of Tumblr ever: Its entire Anglophone population is expressing their feelings about the most recent update by drawing the characters in it crying, making out, and/or as an anthropomorphic kangaroo rat.