Dad: Look, Bubbles is climbing up with me! He wants to watch the ball drop! Let's watch the ball drop, Bubbles!
Me: Bubbles does not care about the ball.
Dad: Sure he does! Here it comes, Bubbles! Look, look!
*Bubbles steps on the remote and changes the channel. Dad fails spectacularly to change it back while exclaiming loudly at the dog. This lasts until several seconds into 2013.*
What we have learned from this is that I am always right. Expect this trend to continue throughout the new year.
We're not having any more horrible health crises or deaths in 2013. Understood? I just said that, and I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. Also, at least one member of my immediate family will definitely stop smoking.
Me: Bubbles does not care about the ball.
Dad: Sure he does! Here it comes, Bubbles! Look, look!
*Bubbles steps on the remote and changes the channel. Dad fails spectacularly to change it back while exclaiming loudly at the dog. This lasts until several seconds into 2013.*
What we have learned from this is that I am always right. Expect this trend to continue throughout the new year.
We're not having any more horrible health crises or deaths in 2013. Understood? I just said that, and I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. Also, at least one member of my immediate family will definitely stop smoking.

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Date: 2013-01-01 06:01 am (UTC)(Well, what did he expect? He named the dog Bubbles. Like it's going to humor him about anything now.)