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snarpMe: Is this show live? If I go to his studio and shoot him right now, will it just go off the air?
Mom: You may not shoot Chris Matthews.
Me: Sure, just keep talking, asshole! Your guests' jobs are just to sit there and look earnest and nod. You have failed to communicate a single idea in the past ten minutes you've been talking, but that's fine!... You're just shouting! You're not saying anything! Shut up!
Mom: Dear, please calm down.
Me: ...You think if I shoot him they'll just replace him with a robot anyway.
Mom: No.
Me: It would be funny if Keith Olbermann's contract had said they could just replace him with a robot if he left. Like they get a copy of Vocaloid or something and they load samples of his voice into it, and his show is just, Vocaloid screaming in rage. One half-hour-long Vocaloid scream.
Mom: *is now ignoring me*
Me: Or they can make it sing and there can be a musical interlude.
Mom: You may not shoot Chris Matthews.
Me: Sure, just keep talking, asshole! Your guests' jobs are just to sit there and look earnest and nod. You have failed to communicate a single idea in the past ten minutes you've been talking, but that's fine!... You're just shouting! You're not saying anything! Shut up!
Mom: Dear, please calm down.
Me: ...You think if I shoot him they'll just replace him with a robot anyway.
Mom: No.
Me: It would be funny if Keith Olbermann's contract had said they could just replace him with a robot if he left. Like they get a copy of Vocaloid or something and they load samples of his voice into it, and his show is just, Vocaloid screaming in rage. One half-hour-long Vocaloid scream.
Mom: *is now ignoring me*
Me: Or they can make it sing and there can be a musical interlude.
