[personal profile] snarp
I'm going to get a tag for him that has a QR code, which will lead to a website which says this:

"Hello! I am a diabetic dog. Despite the fact that I am only supposed to eat twice a day, I often sneak out to the park to coax food out of picnickers. If you're looking at this page because you found me at the park and scanned the QR code on my collar, please do not feed me.

Also, vote Democratic or I'll make the sad dog face."

Actually, I'll probably just put a collar on him that says "Don't Feed - Diabetic," given that I just ordered one. The park doesn't have good reception anyway.

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