I am asking this question seriously. I don't know the answer.

[snarp]

Do people ever use little plastic massager things for their stated purpose? Does it actually help a stiff neck to hold a vibrator to it?

I've always just assumed that phrases like "relaxes tense muscles" were just code - WalMart requiring that the packaging refer to the vibrator's true use euphemistically. But sometimes people review them online talking about using them for a stiff neck. And while these people might all be speaking in code, the International Feminist Conspiracy honestly isn't usually quite that together. (And we really do need to raise the bar a little, guys.)

I was pretty much raised by the internet, by the way.

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[torachan]

I doubt a small cordless one would really do much good. The larger corded ones are great, though. I have had one for years and use it mainly for my back and shoulders, but sometimes neck as well. I first tried one at some store at the mall, and it was a pricey one so I was like, oh man, I'll never buy one, but it's so awesome, and I would go use it every time I went to the mall (this was back in the day when I actually went to the mall, so a very long time ago :p). Then I saw them start coming out with cheaper ones, and I think the one I got was somewhere in the $30-50 range. Now there's a million of them, it seems. We sell several at work and have them out on display for customers to try and all the cashiers and stockers go use them during the day, too. XD This is one of the ones we sell, and it works great.