The scientists have solved tea.

[snarp]

But only black tea, with sugar and milk in it. Barbarian tea, basically. I frankly don't see why science bothers to lower itself to the examination of such a base subject.

Proper tea, of course, is steeped for about eighty seconds in water that, after boiling, was poured briefly into a second vessel before being returned to the one in which the tea is to be brewed. Proper tea calls the police like a good citizen if it sees a sugar packet.

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[salinea]

Proper tea calls the police like a good citizen if it sees a sugar packet.
XD damn straight!

[yeloson]

I like your tea classification system. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

(My favorite teas are the ones that give you 3 flavors over 3 different brewings. ssssoooo good.)

[chomiji]

But ... I like black tea, with milk. And sugar. And sometimes spices.

[snarp]

BARBARIAN

[chomiji]

AND PROUD OF IT!

[vito_excalibur]

But as an upright citizen, I can only ever have barbarian tea, because proper tea is theft!