Jan. 17th, 2011 11:27 pm
[personal profile] snarp
*I mute a commercial.*

DAD: No, I want to watch this! I want to watch this commercial, Sarah!

MOM: No, you don't.

*Dad unmutes it. Shortly, I mute another commercial.*

DAD: Sarah, no, this is an important skiing commercial, I need to watch it to improve my skiiing acumen. - acumen? Is that a word, acumen?

*He totally knows that it is a word.*

ME: How much of what you do do you do entirely to irritate those around you? Like, what percentage?

DAD: Thirty-seven.

Date: 2011-01-18 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] royalarchivist
Your dad sounds totally awesome. XD

>_<

Date: 2011-01-25 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] nemonclature
Srsly, that is a snapshot into who my brother will be in twenty years time. Except he'll be like... "Sixty eight."

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