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Jan. 17th, 2011 11:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarp*I mute a commercial.*
DAD: No, I want to watch this! I want to watch this commercial, Sarah!
MOM: No, you don't.
*Dad unmutes it. Shortly, I mute another commercial.*
DAD: Sarah, no, this is an important skiing commercial, I need to watch it to improve my skiiing acumen. - acumen? Is that a word, acumen?
*He totally knows that it is a word.*
ME: How much of what you do do you do entirely to irritate those around you? Like, what percentage?
DAD: Thirty-seven.
DAD: No, I want to watch this! I want to watch this commercial, Sarah!
MOM: No, you don't.
*Dad unmutes it. Shortly, I mute another commercial.*
DAD: Sarah, no, this is an important skiing commercial, I need to watch it to improve my skiiing acumen. - acumen? Is that a word, acumen?
*He totally knows that it is a word.*
ME: How much of what you do do you do entirely to irritate those around you? Like, what percentage?
DAD: Thirty-seven.
