[personal profile] snarp
WELL, BLEACH, SURELY THIS DEVELOPMENT ADDRESSES ALL MY OBJECTIONS.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN BLEACH:

I guess Ichigo was a girl this whole time?

I HOPE EVERYONE'S GOOD WITH THAT.

And not just some random girl! He was his Mom! Who turned into her son because he died and she lived and she couldn't stand it! And Isshin knew this the whole time!*

And the incest angle here is totally not creepy!

(This makes the whole plot device where the sister disguises herself as her brother (Torikaebaya Monogatari, Basara, Global Garden, uh, maybe something I'm writing) horrifying in retrospect.)

There hasn't been a lot of explanation of this yet, but I'm going to assume - no. It's not safe to assume anything. - I'm going to make a preliminary guess that there's some reason getting hit really hard by Aizen had this effect on Ichigo/Mom. Aizen seems pretty surprised that this is happening, but it occurs to me that he and Mom have the same color hair, so it's possible that they're related.

I'm imagining people coming over here and explaining to me that Bleach can't possibly be sexist because the hero is a girl. Pre-emptively, imaginary commenters, I say to thee: the fact that Kubo Tite has lost his mind yet again, does not undo everything that happened for the first 399 chapters of the manga. I mean, you can go back and read them knowing that Ichigo's actually secretly a middle-aged woman with rather severe emotional problems, but if that's never reflected in the art and the text, it doesn't change anything. If Kubo Tite had really wanted us to see a girl beating everybody up in alphabetical order, he would have made Ichigo a daughter who survived her mother's death.

Also, every time previously that Ichigo has reverted to his True Form, he's always turned back into spiky-haired guy afterwards. However unusual this iteration as a true form may be, I'm unconvinced that that's going to change.

Oh, god, I just read it again and WHAT WAS THAT RANDOM ZOOM-IN ON ISHIDA'S DAD AT THE END WITH THE SORROWFUL ISSHIN EYES. THAT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE IMPLYING WHAT I THINK IT WAS IMPLYING.

ICHIGO IS NOT ISHIDA'S MOM.

Date: 2010-04-01 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] inkstone
What. You're lying.

Date: 2010-04-01 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] inkstone
You know what's funny though? Is that this is totally completely possible because I swear KT likes to troll his own fandom!

Date: 2010-04-01 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] inkstone
Okay, okay, it did.

:>

Date: 2010-04-01 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] branchandroot
*squints at issue number*

*looks at date*

...okay, that was actually kind of a good one.

*considers the idea Ichigo being Ishida's mom and falls out of her chair laughing*

Date: 2010-04-01 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] dancing_serpent
Waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute! Kubo totally stole that from CLAMP. Yep. They should sue him.

Date: 2010-04-01 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] torachan
LOL

Date: 2010-04-01 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] eisen
... god, you have no idea how much I wish this really were going to happen. NO IDEA.

Date: 2010-04-01 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] la_vie_noire
..... you must be kidding me.

Date: 2010-04-01 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] la_vie_noire
And. XD You got me. I was so avoiding getting rickrolled that I forgot about Bleach! Shut. XD

Date: 2010-04-01 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] la_vie_noire
Stop. Just stop. You just make my inner CLAMP and Kaori Yuki fangirl wish for it.

Date: 2010-04-01 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] nijibug
BAHHH BOLLYWOOD IS BETTER

Date: 2010-04-02 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] meganbmoore
Asoka kinda came close? After a fashion?

Date: 2010-04-01 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] laceblade
I've only made it through volume 23ish of Bleach but this is THE MOST HEINOUS SPOILER I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND THAT INCLUDES ANGEL SANCTUARY.

Date: 2010-04-01 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] laceblade
WAIT, IS THIS APRIL FOOL'S? I WILL CUT YOU.

Date: 2010-04-02 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] laceblade
They only have through chapter 397?!

Date: 2010-04-01 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] starlady
Ahahaha if only.

Date: 2010-04-01 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lacrimawanders.livejournal.com
WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?

Date: 2010-04-01 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lacrimawanders.livejournal.com
Ichigo's pregnant. Then gets an abortion. And goes crazy.

APRIL FOOL'S.

Date: 2010-04-02 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lacrimawanders.livejournal.com
>.> I can find Ch.397 and 8. I'm gullible, I still believe you, but just sayin'.

Date: 2010-04-01 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Are you sure this isn't some kind of April Fools joke?

Date: 2010-04-01 09:24 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-04-02 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] meganbmoore
See, between Clamp, Kaori Yuki, what already IS canon in Bleach, and then YuYu Hakusho and Higuri You, to a lesser extent, THIS IS ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE.

Date: 2010-04-03 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clytemnaestra.livejournal.com
Huh. I haven't read Bleach in a good long time, and it seems I was missing out on some seriously cracky stuff! I really really don't know what to make of this :P

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