Today’s flashcards

Jun. 11th, 2009 09:58 pm
[personal profile] snarp

ME: What is it?

MR. RAT: New!

ME: What is it?

MR. RAT: Big!

ME: Okay! What is it?

MR. RAT: <Whatever the opposite of big is!>

ME: Llll…?

MR. RAT: Little! Little!

*He points to his finger.*

MR. RAT: Big!

*He points to his crotch.*

ME: …No.

MR. RAT, PROUDLY: <It’s my penis!>

You enrich my life in so many ways, Mr. Rat.

(Crossposted to SarahPin.com, Dreamwidth, and LiveJournal. You can leave comments at whichever.)

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