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I have a bunch of imps and a few bottles you can have if you'll document the API.
Sep. 6th, 2015
The reviews are hilarious:
"THEY ALL SMELL THE SAME"
"WHY ARE THE BOTTLES ALL SEVERE-LOOKING GRAVEN IDOLS OF HER"
"SHE HAS RELEASED SEVEN PERFUMES IN THREE YEARS"
"I HAD TO TURN THE BOTTLES TO FACE THE WALL I FELT LIKE THEY WERE LOOKING AT ME"
"I THINK THIS ONE IS JUST THE LAST ONE AGAIN WITH A DIFFERENT WIG ON, CAN SHE EVEN DO THAT"
"THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES
HOW DO THEY SEEM SO JUDGMENTAL"
"THEY ALL SMELL THE SAME"
"WHY ARE THE BOTTLES ALL SEVERE-LOOKING GRAVEN IDOLS OF HER"
"SHE HAS RELEASED SEVEN PERFUMES IN THREE YEARS"
"I HAD TO TURN THE BOTTLES TO FACE THE WALL I FELT LIKE THEY WERE LOOKING AT ME"
"I THINK THIS ONE IS JUST THE LAST ONE AGAIN WITH A DIFFERENT WIG ON, CAN SHE EVEN DO THAT"
"THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES
HOW DO THEY SEEM SO JUDGMENTAL"
