Rudest Meta (Very Rude)

So, Jake English looks an awful lot like a conglomeration of several under-represented groups that Tumblr Homestuck fandom talks about a lot: he may be asexual or aromantic, his role models are all women and it's easy to read him as genderqueer, and he's got neurological issues - almost certainly brain damage from those head injuries Hussie kept showing us, and probably also ASD - that neither he nor anyone else has yet recognized for what they are. And his neuro stuff causes a lot of problems for him and make the people around him under-estimate or over-estimate his abilities.

I feel like Hussie threw him out there and is kind of going, "hahahaha, I gave you what you want and you're ignoring him because he's not as much fun as the others! I laugh at your fake social justice!" But he is... also not paying much attention to him? So.

I'm not really going anywhere with this. I want Jake to have a seizure, maybe? Yeah.

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JAKE: Ill be like... Mr nonrom sansplat... Or... Oh horsenoodles there has to be terminology that more effectively consolidates my present understanding of myself into a coherent identity i can get enthusiastic about.

God.

JAKE: Maybe the troll lingo has the answers. Or maybe im pioneering some sort of... shadow quadrant system?? Ooh lordy wouldnt that be a swift kick in the netherdumplings.
JAKE: What do you think tavvyboy should i take my idea to the troll patent office and make a mint?
TAVROSPRITE: i DON'T THINK WE HAVE A THING LIKE THAT,
TAVROSPRITE: aLSO,
TAVROSPRITE: aLL OF MY PEOPLE ARE EXTINCT, aND MY PLANET IS BADLY EXPLODED,

God.

TAVROSPRITE: aND EVEN THOUGH i DON'T HAVE MANY TALENTS OR BATTLE SKILLS, oR INTELLIGENCE, oR DISCERNIBLE POSITIVE QUALITIES,
TAVROSPRITE: oNE THING i THINK i'M GOOD AT THAT PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE,
TAVROSPRITE: iS MAKING NEW FRIENDS, wHO DON'T KNOW MY FLAWS YET, }:)
JAKE: Yeah...
JAKE: Yeah!
JAKE: Cheese and crackers tavvers what an inspirational little spiel that just was.

Yeah, this is the worst conversation in Homestuck. We've found it. It's this one here.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I detect that you may have been toyed with and disrespected by none other than the supreme puppeteer of unrepentant horseshit himself.

Calm down, Hussie. Swallow this button. It's a cure for bad self-esteems and toxic ironiesnity.