Mar. 11th, 2015

"We sing of the glorious Delta Knights
They live in Europe somewhere"

Mystery Science Theater sketch songs should not be capable of getting in someone's head. So I don't know what's going on here. Maybe it's a sign that I need to go find Archimedes's laser, in Europe, somewhere.

Mar. 11th, 2015 03:16 pm
Spring, when a young man's thoughts turn to riding slowly around the neighborhood blasting the bass, and there's not even an identifiable song, it's just loud "wummmmmm"s.

We already have a train going through town that's really loud and annoying. Do these guys see it as a threat of some sort that trains are more noticeable than they are. Are they trying to assert dominance over a train.
Even when I mess with Cave Story so the dude's got over 200 HP, I still can't make it through the Egg Corridor.
* Swamp + Energy != Life. You have loads of other elements that make more sense than Swamp there. Stop it.

* Plant + Time != Tree. Not every plant turns into a tree, my childhood spider plant never turned into a palm tree with coconuts. Don't stir up these painful memories.

* Why do you get Stone from Air and Lava, but Obsidian from Air and Water?! Either make them both Perfectly Generic Stone or make them both Obsidian! This is unacceptable.

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