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Dubiety the Cat is a jackass.
Feb. 14th, 2015 01:56 pmme: Aw, poor stray kitty, come on inside and have some food.
stray cat: nice
Dubiety the Cat: FUCK YOU HUMAN! HEY, LOOK AT MY POOP, I PUT IT ON THE FLOOR AND NOT IN THE BOX
me: And there’s a bunch of blood in it, too.
Dubiety: YEAH I’M PROBABLY DYING, VERY TRAGIC, BUT YOU GO AHEAD AND PLAY WITH THAT OTHER CAT, I’LL JUST DIE HERE ALONE
me: Time to to go to the vet, mister.
Dubiety: WAIT, WAIT NO, THIS WAS NOT THE RESULT I WANTED
(He’s fine.)
stray cat: nice
Dubiety the Cat: FUCK YOU HUMAN! HEY, LOOK AT MY POOP, I PUT IT ON THE FLOOR AND NOT IN THE BOX
me: And there’s a bunch of blood in it, too.
Dubiety: YEAH I’M PROBABLY DYING, VERY TRAGIC, BUT YOU GO AHEAD AND PLAY WITH THAT OTHER CAT, I’LL JUST DIE HERE ALONE
me: Time to to go to the vet, mister.
Dubiety: WAIT, WAIT NO, THIS WAS NOT THE RESULT I WANTED
(He’s fine.)
