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Feb. 3rd, 2015 07:59 amEating food is hard. And I have to do it multiple times each day, one isn’t enough? This is too much responsibility for me
Feb. 3rd, 2015
LELIANA: Beloved, don’t you have another shield?
DORFWARDEN: yeah a few
DORFWARDEN: why
LELIANA: I’d feel better if you used your nice new silverite one, is all. It’s. Heavier! I worry about your safety.
DORFWARDEN: why
DORFWARDEN: you think we’re gonna be fighting shit in my awesome enlightened home city that’s the best city in the whole FUCKING world
ALISTAIR: i think that actually yes
DORFWARDEN: man shut up
LELIANA: Isn’t that the shield with the Aeducan clan arms on it?
DORFWARDEN: no
SHALE: Yes.
DORFWARDEN: maybe??? who cares
LELIANA: A lot of dwarves, I think! What are you going to say when they ask you about it?
DORFWARDEN: god
DORFWARDEN: what the fuck do you think i’m going to say
DORFWARDEN: “my dad sent me this ancient family heirloom as he lay on his deathbed cuz he belatedly recognized my brother’s treachery and TOTALLY wished he’d made me his heir when he had the chance”
DORFWARDEN: “thus throwing a huge explosive fucked-up kink into this whole shitty war of succession we’re supposed to be delicately negotiating as neutral parties”
DORFWARDEN: “i’m the heir it’s me”
DORFWARDEN: “suck it bhetch”
SHALE: “Bhetch?”
DORFWARDEN: yeah i combined bhelen’s name with bitch there
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DORFWARDEN: yeah a few
DORFWARDEN: why
LELIANA: I’d feel better if you used your nice new silverite one, is all. It’s. Heavier! I worry about your safety.
DORFWARDEN: why
DORFWARDEN: you think we’re gonna be fighting shit in my awesome enlightened home city that’s the best city in the whole FUCKING world
ALISTAIR: i think that actually yes
DORFWARDEN: man shut up
LELIANA: Isn’t that the shield with the Aeducan clan arms on it?
DORFWARDEN: no
SHALE: Yes.
DORFWARDEN: maybe??? who cares
LELIANA: A lot of dwarves, I think! What are you going to say when they ask you about it?
DORFWARDEN: god
DORFWARDEN: what the fuck do you think i’m going to say
DORFWARDEN: “my dad sent me this ancient family heirloom as he lay on his deathbed cuz he belatedly recognized my brother’s treachery and TOTALLY wished he’d made me his heir when he had the chance”
DORFWARDEN: “thus throwing a huge explosive fucked-up kink into this whole shitty war of succession we’re supposed to be delicately negotiating as neutral parties”
DORFWARDEN: “i’m the heir it’s me”
DORFWARDEN: “suck it bhetch”
SHALE: “Bhetch?”
DORFWARDEN: yeah i combined bhelen’s name with bitch there
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ALISTAIR: so
ALISTAIR: are we going to support your brother or the other one
DORFWARDEN: ugh
ALISTAIR: you must have thought about this
DORFWARDEN: dude you suck fuck off
SHALE: I, too, am very excited to hear its clear-minded and impartial opinion of this situation.
DORFWARDEN: shale
DORFWARDEN: shale
DORFWARDEN: what do you call it when a rock is full of shit
SHALE: Coprolite, yes? Potentially bituminous coal or lignite, though I assume it’s rare for it to form in precisely that manner.
DORFWARDEN: right exactly but you also though
ALISTAIR: as loath as i am to interrupt this high-minded conversation could you please tell me what we’re doing here
DORFWARDEN: dude you’ve been standing right fucking behind me every awful fucking conversation i’ve had
DORFWARDEN: you tell me
ALISTAIR: i don’t know i don’t know anything about dwarves
DORFWARDEN: yeah weirdly i didn’t know anything about humans until like a few fucking months ago
DORFWARDEN: yet somehow man
DORFWARDEN: SOMEHOW
ALISTAIR: are you going to finish that sentence
DORFWARDEN: what sentence
ALISTAIR: the one you started with “somehow”
DORFWARDEN: fuck you
DORFWARDEN: no
DORFWARDEN: hey alistair are you fucking KING yet
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ALISTAIR: are we going to support your brother or the other one
DORFWARDEN: ugh
ALISTAIR: you must have thought about this
DORFWARDEN: dude you suck fuck off
SHALE: I, too, am very excited to hear its clear-minded and impartial opinion of this situation.
DORFWARDEN: shale
DORFWARDEN: shale
DORFWARDEN: what do you call it when a rock is full of shit
SHALE: Coprolite, yes? Potentially bituminous coal or lignite, though I assume it’s rare for it to form in precisely that manner.
DORFWARDEN: right exactly but you also though
ALISTAIR: as loath as i am to interrupt this high-minded conversation could you please tell me what we’re doing here
DORFWARDEN: dude you’ve been standing right fucking behind me every awful fucking conversation i’ve had
DORFWARDEN: you tell me
ALISTAIR: i don’t know i don’t know anything about dwarves
DORFWARDEN: yeah weirdly i didn’t know anything about humans until like a few fucking months ago
DORFWARDEN: yet somehow man
DORFWARDEN: SOMEHOW
ALISTAIR: are you going to finish that sentence
DORFWARDEN: what sentence
ALISTAIR: the one you started with “somehow”
DORFWARDEN: fuck you
DORFWARDEN: no
DORFWARDEN: hey alistair are you fucking KING yet
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Feb. 3rd, 2015 10:44 amCARIDIN: There. It is done. Give it to whom you will. I do not wish to hear their name, or anything more of them.
ALISTAIR: oh, we’re just going to put it on top of a piece of coprolite and say it’s king, apparently
DORFWARDEN: shut the FUCK up alistair GOD
ALISTAIR: sorry bad assumption are we going to say the rock’s QUEEN
ALISTAIR: oh, we’re just going to put it on top of a piece of coprolite and say it’s king, apparently
DORFWARDEN: shut the FUCK up alistair GOD
ALISTAIR: sorry bad assumption are we going to say the rock’s QUEEN
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Feb. 3rd, 2015 11:16 pmI have been using the same icon for thirteen or fourteen years now and would probably come unhinged from my own identity if I changed it. I’d think I’m a capybara or asleep or something.
