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snarpI found the best thing on Etsy.
The time for something. For things. To, happen?
Translation, "my business preys on the mentally-ill and scared."
I appreciate how they're expending all these words on how magical the ring is, but never explain who or what is haunting it. That was the most important word in the title! You can't leave us hanging! Is it haunted by a person, or an animal, or are we talking a fire elemental or incubus? You're charging $80 for the thing, you need to provide a genus or Pokemon type.
This one's $200: Haunted Ring djinn genie jinn Goddess Freyja Love sexuality beauty fertility and WEALTH.
Excuse me, but I see no explanation of how and why Freyja ended up sharing a ring with a djinn. That story deserves a fucking novel. Probably by Marjorie Liu.
These beautiful rings were part of a week long spell casting that was conducted during the Transit of Venus!
This rare occasion has been marked in history as the beginning of the BIG SHIFT.
WHAT IS THE BIG SHIFT?
The big shift is the awareness that is permeating our World. Humanity is undergoing a fundamental evolutionary change in consciousness, that is raising us to new levels of awareness.
According to numerous sources, the Earth plane experiences some sort of vibratory shift, or evolution in conscious awareness, approximately every 2,000 years. THE TIME IS NOW!
The time for something. For things. To, happen?
If you lack love, money, ambition, motivation, or resources...... this is the item for you!
This ring will help you to revive strained relationships and help you form new beneficial ones.
It will aid in normalizing your bodily functions and help you to finally lose weight and become healthy.
Translation, "my business preys on the mentally-ill and scared."
I appreciate how they're expending all these words on how magical the ring is, but never explain who or what is haunting it. That was the most important word in the title! You can't leave us hanging! Is it haunted by a person, or an animal, or are we talking a fire elemental or incubus? You're charging $80 for the thing, you need to provide a genus or Pokemon type.
This one's $200: Haunted Ring djinn genie jinn Goddess Freyja Love sexuality beauty fertility and WEALTH.
Freyja realizes that wealth can also play a tremendous part in making your life easy and happy, so she draws forth riches in your name.
She is not a stingy Goddess. She will reward you over and over with the deepest desires of your heart.
Beautiful Clothing
Expensive Jewelry
Shiny Cars
Lavish Vacations
Gormet Foods
Are given abundantly by this Beautiful, Goddess!
Please do not delay your purchase!
Excuse me, but I see no explanation of how and why Freyja ended up sharing a ring with a djinn. That story deserves a fucking novel. Probably by Marjorie Liu.
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Date: 2014-02-25 03:54 am (UTC)*snerk*
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Date: 2014-02-25 09:08 am (UTC)