I am going to choose an Official Definition for my username.

[snarp]

It is an Official Definition For Use When Lying, because my username is just my initials with some other letters thrown in, but it does not always entertain me to acknowledge this.

Anyway, I asked Google what it should be, and it gave me several options. Should I be

Simple Noise Activated Recording in Python

Sewage Nuisance Abatement and Remediation Plan

or

Syndicat National des Agents de Recherches Privées

?

Comments

[boxofdelights]

Syndicat. Definitely. Do you speak French?

[wordweaverlynn]

Agreed.

[azurelunatic]

It's always struck me as a particularly brute-force mashup of "snark" and "sharp", the sort that happens when someone's angry enough to use the scissors as a blunt instrument.

[snarp]

I would like to pretend that, but it in fact sounds to me like a bodily function. I don't really remember the process by which I decided, "yeah, this sound effect will be my nom de plume."

[alias_sqbr]

If it was me I would go for Sewage Nuisance Abatement and Remediation Plan. But that's me, Satan's Quintessential Bagel Reamer (as I was once told my username stood for)

[snarp]

Satan likes small hard plain-white bagels from a substandard breakfast buffet.

[alias_sqbr]

THAT FIEND.