I have been scolding inanimate objects.
Jan. 7th, 2014 05:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpBecause I'm tired and irritable due to disease, and I'm also covered in small poorly-trained dogs whenever I stop moving for a couple seconds, so I've been spending a lot of time engaged in scolding of small things.
So,
*I lose my grip on the jar lid and it falls on the floor*
"NO! BAD!"
*dogs rush over to look at me anxiously, jump on my legs; I leave the jar lid on the floor because I cannot bend over; dogs later deliver it to me in chewed-up form*
A second ago I noticed I was almost out of tea and thought about making more. I get dizzy when I reach up into the kitchen cabinets right now, and the tea stuff's up in the cabinets, so I thought in mulish manner, "Not until those cabinets learn to behave themselves."
So,
*I lose my grip on the jar lid and it falls on the floor*
"NO! BAD!"
*dogs rush over to look at me anxiously, jump on my legs; I leave the jar lid on the floor because I cannot bend over; dogs later deliver it to me in chewed-up form*
A second ago I noticed I was almost out of tea and thought about making more. I get dizzy when I reach up into the kitchen cabinets right now, and the tea stuff's up in the cabinets, so I thought in mulish manner, "Not until those cabinets learn to behave themselves."
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Date: 2014-01-08 08:44 pm (UTC)I do not do this.
I do not have anywhere near the trouble with inanimate onjects that she has.
I conclude they A ) can hear us, and B ) hold grudges.