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the guy changed my pills and i only slept two hours last night

gave up and had coffee and am reading umberto eco? why is this book even here, why am i reading it, why am i not using capslock at all,

and why commas but no periods

why

Maybe if I stick my laptop in a fishtank full of mineral oil

and type with telekinesis/a stick, it will not overheat so much.

Sleep deprivation.

Giggling hysterically on the treadmill over the idea of a Witches of Karres/Homestuck crossover. The Witches of Karres are the Witches, with Jade being Goth; Pausert is Karkat; Vriska is the Sheem Spider Robot; and Hulik is John, who is trying SO HARD to be a dashing seductress, Karkat.

Karkat: JOHN TAKE JADE'S DRESS OFF RIGHT NOW, YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL AND YOU'RE STRETCHING OUT THE SHOULDERS

John: man, you ruin everything!

Jade: yeah, karkat, john is trying his VERY BEST to be a dashing spy and seduce you so as to steal our secrets!

Feferi: You are being R---EALLY rude, Karcrab! Didn't you even notice all the WORK we put into his HAIR??? }>8(

Karkat: WHY ARE YOU ALL HELPING HIM WITH THIS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Damara: 彼の乳首を噛んで。　絶対成功する術だ。

The Sheewash Drive is just Sollux, who is pretty unhappy about the situation.

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I think one of the reasons I felt more in control of my life in Japan was that my feet touched the frigging floor when sitting in the frigging chairs there.



Where do you even buy a footrest? Maybe I should ask the shop teacher to help me make one.