Homestuck update.
Jul. 30th, 2013 12:28 pmDIRK: And Jane responded only with "CEASE REPRODUCTION" in red letters, whatever that means. Then she blocked me.
I think Jane's still kind of mad at him about the Jake thing.
ARQUIUSPRITE: I will have to confess that my Alternian half boggles at the anatomical incongruities between our races with respect to dairy secretion
ARQUIUSPRITE: Really, he had no idea that's what those were for
ARQUIUSPRITE: Female trolls of course have them as well, but they are certainly not meant for supplying the young with nourishment
Hussie, why did you have to ruin my hermaphroditic trolls headcanon? Because my personal characterization of Equius is heavily-dependent on the image of him as a dude who spends a lot of time experimenting on himself, trying to induce lactation.
ARquius just ruined my life. The Equius-related part of my life, anyway. Which admittedly is not a huge part.
I wonder which half of ARquius decided that Jane is perfect now. I mean, Equius obviously has reasons to be attracted to dangerous red robot ladies! But AR seems to be more interested in women than is Dirk, and he likes Jane. Just a collaboration, I guess.