Extremely Sad Resting Face

[snarp]

I have this instead of Bitchy Resting Face. I once got scolded for it when I was working in Japan. "Even when you're just sitting here, you look sad! Be happier!" Hey, you know what? Shut up!

People who don't know me very well are always trying to cheer me up. No, fuck off, I'm not sad and I hate people! Don't talk to me, I'm busy thinking about dwarves and shit!

I'm the sort of person who should have Bitchy Resting Face.

Comments

[inkstone]

I have Melancholy Resting Face and I also think I should have Bitchy Resting Face!

[snarp]

Maybe it's something you can train for? Like locating and repeatedly using the Bitch Muscle (that's a real muscle!), the way some people practice raising one eyebrow at a time, or doing the Vulcan hand sign.