You And All Your Communist Friends

I was trying to find the lyrics to the See Colin Slash song of this title, and discovered this amazing how-to guide:

How to Be Okay with Having a Communist Friend

Edited by Mike Massaroli, Sondra C, Mike Morris, Richard and 10 others

Worried that you are beginning to hate one of your friends or family members because they have told you that they are a Communist?

Steps

1) Understand that you don't have to agree with them. Many people are pro-capitalism, and that's fine.

2) Show respect to any Communists you know. Don't constantly criticize their beliefs. They have the same rights of opinions as you do.

3) Learn about the history of persecution of communists in the Red Scares[1] and McCarthyism[2].

Okay but like, what about the libertarians. What about those.

Tell those shitfucks to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea, here's a bucket.

Okay.

Another way to say "fuck off" in video game-ese.

“Go mine for adamantium.”

Something I regret about my life is that none of the people I want to tell to fuck off understand just how harsh this is. If I ever used it I would probably become upset that they were not offended.

It’d be like the time one girl in my middle school class called another a “skank” and literally started crying because the other girl said “haha, yeah!”

Like how can you not be hurt by my Dwarf Fortress reference it should cut you to the quick.

Homestuck update.

Kanaya has had one (1) interaction with John and doesn’t realize it, so she should obviously be the first one to talk to him.

GA: Are You Having A Mental Breakdown Of Any Kind

GA: Or Else Just Generally Gratuitously Histrionic

EB: uh.

GA: I Mean Are You Intoxicated Or Becoming A Juggalo Or Having “Daddy Issues” Which I Am Told Are A Thing

GA: I Was Told That By The Intoxicated Person Though I Guess

EB: no?

GA: Obsessively Preoccupied By The Construction Of Tiny Simulated Dwellings Then

EB: i did make one just now, it was pretty sweet! and kind of somehow, i don’t know, symbolic of all our travails? hehe.

GA: Goddamnit

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Homestuck update.

Well then enough with THESE irrelevant characters. The next few minutes could have been of no possible interest to anyone, so I guess it's time to find out what's up with Jane, Roxy, Dirk, and the Condesce! And that other guy, what's his name.

Seriously, I really need a scene wherein Jane talks to the Condesce, this is important to me. Jake talked to Caliborn! Jane needs to talk to the Condesce.

Homestuck update.

Oh wait, I get why this happened, it was Meenah giving that blue boy his wriggling day present!