I welcome our new juggalette overlord.

The Condesce is my favorite fictional evil queen now. And I really like fictional evil queens. Someone please write fanfic about her rise to power. It should involve a lot of instant messaging and Twitter, given that she's obviously mastered these forms.

...I'm not joking about that.

So this is what we know about the various Homestuck elements:

Light - Light-associated characters are verbose, over-analytical, and prone to massive self-destructive impulses which they're able to spend hours convincingly rationalizing to their friends, even though they also put them in danger with this crap? Two of them have independently successfully spearheaded plans to destroy the universe.

Space - They want to help! They like dressing up nicely! They're all from Prospit, and three of the known four woke up early. (I don't think it's been stated whether Porrim did.)

Time - Three of the known four have committed genocide. Dave may yet get his chance to flip out and kill everyone, though, so let's give him some time. They're all from Derse.

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