I welcome our new juggalette overlord.
Jan. 6th, 2013 12:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpThe Condesce is my favorite fictional evil queen now. And I really like fictional evil queens. Someone please write fanfic about her rise to power. It should involve a lot of instant messaging and Twitter, given that she's obviously mastered these forms.
...I'm not joking about that.
So this is what we know about the various Homestuck elements:
Light - Light-associated characters are verbose, over-analytical, and prone to massive self-destructive impulses which they're able to spend hours convincingly rationalizing to their friends, even though they also put them in danger with this crap? Two of them have independently successfully spearheaded plans to destroy the universe.
Space - They want to help! They like dressing up nicely! They're all from Prospit, and three of the known four woke up early. (I don't think it's been stated whether Porrim did.)
Time - Three of the known four have committed genocide. Dave may yet get his chance to flip out and kill everyone, though, so let's give him some time. They're all from Derse.
Breath - Gullible, easily-manipulated, conflict-averse doofuses who are basically good-hearted. Incapable of self-analysis. Are the object of the unrequited love of at least one person, whom they will eventually completely cheese off. Associated with flight.
Heart - Preoccupied with romance and not personally romantically successful. Draw pictures of themselves and their friends with little hearts over their heads. (Okay, I don't think Meulin's been shown actually drawing, but it's a reasonable assumption.) Two of the known three are unusually good at killing stuff. (Again, we don't know about Meulin.)
Hope - Keep soliciting advice regarding their idiotic romantic travails from exasperated friends. Make questionable fashion choices in keeping with strained attempts to project a self-image that no one else really buys into.
Void - Mad scientists who have cordial relationships with cats. (These categories are getting conceptually questionable.)
Life - They're all princesses.
For the rest we've only got two examples, who are basically clones of one another? Can't get any useful statistical data from that! Though I'm willing to accept that every Rage-element person in every possible universe is a clown.
...I'm not joking about that.
So this is what we know about the various Homestuck elements:
Light - Light-associated characters are verbose, over-analytical, and prone to massive self-destructive impulses which they're able to spend hours convincingly rationalizing to their friends, even though they also put them in danger with this crap? Two of them have independently successfully spearheaded plans to destroy the universe.
Space - They want to help! They like dressing up nicely! They're all from Prospit, and three of the known four woke up early. (I don't think it's been stated whether Porrim did.)
Time - Three of the known four have committed genocide. Dave may yet get his chance to flip out and kill everyone, though, so let's give him some time. They're all from Derse.
Breath - Gullible, easily-manipulated, conflict-averse doofuses who are basically good-hearted. Incapable of self-analysis. Are the object of the unrequited love of at least one person, whom they will eventually completely cheese off. Associated with flight.
Heart - Preoccupied with romance and not personally romantically successful. Draw pictures of themselves and their friends with little hearts over their heads. (Okay, I don't think Meulin's been shown actually drawing, but it's a reasonable assumption.) Two of the known three are unusually good at killing stuff. (Again, we don't know about Meulin.)
Hope - Keep soliciting advice regarding their idiotic romantic travails from exasperated friends. Make questionable fashion choices in keeping with strained attempts to project a self-image that no one else really buys into.
Void - Mad scientists who have cordial relationships with cats. (These categories are getting conceptually questionable.)
Life - They're all princesses.
For the rest we've only got two examples, who are basically clones of one another? Can't get any useful statistical data from that! Though I'm willing to accept that every Rage-element person in every possible universe is a clown.
