Dad says inappropriate stuff.

Dad: Can I have two cookies?

Me: Okay.

Dad: No, bring them to me?

Me: No. You must actually stand up if you want some cookies.

Dad: Oh, no, honey, I can't, I can't. I ruptured my Achilles, I can't get up.

Me: You can't rupture that.

Dad: I ruptured my Achilles! I can't get up!

Me: You can't rupture a tendon.

Dad: Well, I hurt it. I hurt my back, I've got an anaphalaxis, a paralysis -

Mom: Just go get the cookie if you want it, dear.

Me: If you want a cookie, you have to get up.

Dad: I can't, I haven't had my Levitra.

Mom: Oh, no.

Me: Dad!

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Later:

Dad: I'd love a cookie right now.

Me: Then get up and get one.

Dad: No, I stood up and I got really dizzy and I had a... a Prometheus.

Me: You had the guy who stole fire from the gods.

Dad: Yes.

Haha Capcom you're full of it.

I had seen this picture before, but I hadn't realize it was official art. Please note the reference photo Edgeworth's got there.

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Does this cross the "goggles required" line?

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Yes.
4 (50.0%)

No, Maya's presence creates sufficient ambiguity.
4 (50.0%)

This quote about Lang is also great:

Originally the designer wanted him to be shirtless, but was told no. So he gave Lang a feather boa, figuring that if his nipples were covered that would make it okay, but it didn't. He even tried to justify it by saying Lang was in astronomy club in high school, and he wanted to show off the 7 scars on his chest that make up the constellation Orion. The director did not buy that either.

How many of the Phoenix Wright people just wandered over from some kind of bara game studio? (Bara game studios do exist, right?)