A: A Daily Mail story about a four-eared cat. (It had some of this week’s vocab in it. I rewrote it slightly to put in more.)
After finding this article, I googled the cat and found a second four-eared cat named Yoda, this one on YouTube. Apparently one of these four-eared cats is a my aversion to puns renders me incapable of completing this thought. Please go about your business.
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