Dad says stuff sometimes.
Dec. 26th, 2008 10:11 am(Originally published at SarahPin.com. You can comment here or there.)
Dad: So are we going to Lexington this week?
Mom: Why do we need to go to Lexington?
Dad: I got this Starbucks gift card! There’s no Starbucks around here.
Mom: Why do you need to go out and use the gift card the minute you get it?
Dad: I can’t drink the card, dear.