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Dad: So are we going to Lexington this week?

Mom: Why do we need to go to Lexington?

Dad: I got this Starbucks gift card! There’s no Starbucks around here.

Mom: Why do you need to go out and use the gift card the minute you get it?

Dad: I can’t drink the card, dear.

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