I keep *telling* my stomach it's *fired*.
Mar. 5th, 2006 01:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpWow. This shirt is not tight anymore. I lost weight.
...
*looks blankly at box of chocolates*
...And I'm too nauseous to celebrate in the logical fashion.
I guess I'll go to the cafeteria and see if apples will go down. *Again.*
I had a really complicated dream last night. There were mermaids, a labyrinth, a tin key and a golden key that both opened the same door, but to slightly different places, the ocean rising, the ocean boiling, a cyberpunk sewer with hidden control rooms from which an elderly couple work tirelessly to get the water back where it belongs, clones, I think a plague that kills birds, and a Canadian stereotype with one of those hats, played by Joe Don Baker. He saved the day.
My subconscious is unwontedly sarcastic.
...
*looks blankly at box of chocolates*
...And I'm too nauseous to celebrate in the logical fashion.
I guess I'll go to the cafeteria and see if apples will go down. *Again.*
I had a really complicated dream last night. There were mermaids, a labyrinth, a tin key and a golden key that both opened the same door, but to slightly different places, the ocean rising, the ocean boiling, a cyberpunk sewer with hidden control rooms from which an elderly couple work tirelessly to get the water back where it belongs, clones, I think a plague that kills birds, and a Canadian stereotype with one of those hats, played by Joe Don Baker. He saved the day.
My subconscious is unwontedly sarcastic.
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Date: 2006-03-05 11:55 pm (UTC)Is this one of those jokes that ends with, Well, you *will* - once you see this funny time-travelling Mongol hoarde did to it! (You know, one of *those* jokes.)
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Date: 2006-03-06 03:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-06 05:13 am (UTC)You better not have messed with my stuff.