Why do you need Momo?

[snarp]

(Originally published at SarahPin.com. You can comment here or there.)

Problems with which, according to my statistics, my website has failed to help people over the past two months:

why people hold grudges
i cuss too much
mangaka cant draw
why do i have self-destructive impulses
how do i find out if someone faked death
am i serious
can i borrow momo for a week?
serious deep thoughts
what is the longest someone s gone without bathing?
fuck alla yalls
plastic raincoates for gays
these brain numbers