[personal profile] snarp
Gandalf is afraid of what'll happen if he wakes him up, so he's sitting down over here instead.

This family strongly believes that names for pets must, out-of-context, make all descriptions of their behavior appear to be excerpts from NC-17-rated crossover fanfic.

Other mental exercises:

Ophelia bitch-slapped Kim Jong Il* at dinner, and I had to separate them.

Gigi's probably not going to come down until we get Lenin inside.

Michael Faraday is having his testicles removed next week.



* The cat was actually named after the original Pink Ranger. I have since mentally changed the attribution several times (she was Kim from Doonesbury for a while) because she's technically my cat and I can.
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