Dad is a bad Jew.
May. 22nd, 2015 11:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpDad: We're going to a thing for [name], they're giving him an award.
Me: What kind of an award?
Dad: It's a Jewish thing, he's... he's Jew of the Year.
Mom: No.
Dad: He is! It's a Jewish thing, a Jewish organization's giving him an award.
Me: The award is probably not "Jew of the Year."
Mom: It's not.
Dad: Yes, it is! It's a Jewish thing, it'll be full of Jews, and they'll all be like oy gevalt, oy gevalt -
Me: This is exactly why you've never won Jew of the Year.
Me: What kind of an award?
Dad: It's a Jewish thing, he's... he's Jew of the Year.
Mom: No.
Dad: He is! It's a Jewish thing, a Jewish organization's giving him an award.
Me: The award is probably not "Jew of the Year."
Mom: It's not.
Dad: Yes, it is! It's a Jewish thing, it'll be full of Jews, and they'll all be like oy gevalt, oy gevalt -
Me: This is exactly why you've never won Jew of the Year.
