The Extremely Short Fanfics
Feb. 22nd, 2015 09:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpAs promised here. (rememberwhenyoutried, sadjadewithcake, and azurelunatic, you have not yet supplied me with characters!)
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wiresandbooks: "Imagine Dave and Terezi introducing each other to Earth-style or Alternian-style gummy worms, though."
TEREZI: D4V3 1 4M V3RY D1S4PPO1NT3D TO F1ND TH4T YOUR HUM4N “GUMMY” D1RT NOODL3S 4R3 3X4CTLY L1KE R3GUL3R D1RT NOODL3S
TEREZI: 3XC3PT 1NC4P4BL3 OF 1ND3P3ND3NT MOT1ON
TEREZI: TH1S 3L1M1N4T3S TH3 MOST 3NJOY4BL3 P4RT OF TH3 M34L!
DAVE: dude you can still put the fuckin gummy worms on trial if you want ain’t nothing stopping you
TEREZI: BUT 1 C4N’T CHOOS3 TO 1NT3RPR3T TH3IR L1TER4L WR1GGL1NG 4S M3T4PHOR1C4L 3FFORTS TO WR1GGL3 FR33 FROM JUST1C3! >:[
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nostalgebraist: "Apparently I had a DW all along and just didn’t remember it, but I still demand fanfic. Only constraint: it must involve Dennis."
This Homestuck-or-Dragon Age prompt is shockingly substandard!
GREY WARDEN: hey old human, who lives in that castle over there, and also is it full of fuckin monsters i am supposed to kill
DENNIS: I’m thirty-seven, I’m not old!
GREY WARDEN: oh my god i am SO SICK of being in a bioware game i do NOT need that information, i mean they didn’t even give you a unique facial mesh, just answer my goddamn monster castle question WITHOUT giving me your name and age and a bunch of details about your local government and your opinions thereupon
MORRIGAN: (+15 Approval)
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wiresandbooks: "Imagine Dave and Terezi introducing each other to Earth-style or Alternian-style gummy worms, though."TEREZI: D4V3 1 4M V3RY D1S4PPO1NT3D TO F1ND TH4T YOUR HUM4N “GUMMY” D1RT NOODL3S 4R3 3X4CTLY L1KE R3GUL3R D1RT NOODL3S
TEREZI: 3XC3PT 1NC4P4BL3 OF 1ND3P3ND3NT MOT1ON
TEREZI: TH1S 3L1M1N4T3S TH3 MOST 3NJOY4BL3 P4RT OF TH3 M34L!
DAVE: dude you can still put the fuckin gummy worms on trial if you want ain’t nothing stopping you
TEREZI: BUT 1 C4N’T CHOOS3 TO 1NT3RPR3T TH3IR L1TER4L WR1GGL1NG 4S M3T4PHOR1C4L 3FFORTS TO WR1GGL3 FR33 FROM JUST1C3! >:[
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nostalgebraist: "Apparently I had a DW all along and just didn’t remember it, but I still demand fanfic. Only constraint: it must involve Dennis."This Homestuck-or-Dragon Age prompt is shockingly substandard!
GREY WARDEN: hey old human, who lives in that castle over there, and also is it full of fuckin monsters i am supposed to kill
DENNIS: I’m thirty-seven, I’m not old!
GREY WARDEN: oh my god i am SO SICK of being in a bioware game i do NOT need that information, i mean they didn’t even give you a unique facial mesh, just answer my goddamn monster castle question WITHOUT giving me your name and age and a bunch of details about your local government and your opinions thereupon
MORRIGAN: (+15 Approval)
