I Am Completely Serious

Was the pizza good, though? This stuff was pretty awful, when I finally stopped laughing at the package and cooked it. Whatever they made it out of didn't hold together very well when introduced to real actual hot water - it oozed stuff and turned the water white.

I decided I didn't want to clog up the house's plumbing straining it into the sink, so I put the colander in a big bowl, and ended up with like half a cup of beige goop in the bottom. It'd be one thing if there was anyone in the house I disliked enough to want to throw it on their faces and take pictures real fast, but there isn't, so I had to scrape it into the kitchen garbage. People are going to be wondering about that stuff.

Naturally I purchased this quality product at the school's grocery store.