Reviews of Young Adult Novels, Chapter 6 (Homestuck Fanfic)

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Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Mainly Those Prominently Featuring Vampires, And Containing At Least One Love Triangle, Chapter 6:

CG: THIS IS SO GODDAMN POINTLESS AND DEPRESSING, I JUST SIT HERE FONDLING MYSELF NUMB EVERY NIGHT WAITING TO HEAR SOMETHING.

GA: You Also Play Pokemon A Lot

CG: NOT RELEVANT TO THE PRESENT CONVERSATION.

GA: Well Can Your Hyperbolic Expressions Of Frustration Be About Your Pokemon Instead

CG: NO.

CG: BECAUSE I AM RUTHLESSLY MOTHERFUCKING EFFECTIVE POKEMON TRAINER, AND I AM FRANKLY OFFENDED THAT YOU WOULD EVEN SUGGEST OTHERWISE. MY POKEMON, IN FACT, CONSTITUTE MY ONE TRUE SUCCESS AS A LEADER!

CG: MY MOLTRES AND ZAPDOS, UNLIKE SOME COMPLETE GODDAMN ASSHOLES I COULD MENTION, HAVE NEVER *ONCE* GONE OFF-PROGRAM TO BURN DOWN A NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM WHICH OFFENDED THEM. IMAGINE THAT!

CG: NOR HAS MY ARTICUNO DISAPPEARED ON ME FOR TWO DAYS, WITHOUT WARNING, TO DRAIN PARANORMAL ROMANCE AUTHOR LAURELL K. HAMILTON OF ALL OF HER BLOOD.

GA: I Dont Think Half Your Team Should Be Flying Types

CG: FUCK YOU.

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