Stupid dream last night.
Mar. 11th, 2013 01:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpThe Midnight Crew were the protagonists of Mother 3 - like, Salsa was Clubs Deuce and Beartiger was Diamonds Droog. Duster was still Duster and Slick was still Slick. Slick wanted to kill me, and we were having a car chase - but like WV, he couldn't really drive, so I managed to knock him off the road into the lake. He died.
I solved the problem, Homestuck protagonists, you just need to give that dude a car.
He had an indestructible knife that never needs sharpening, which I took from his stolen car and threw into a stream near the house. When the FBI came to question me about killing Slick, they didn't actually care that he was dead. They just wanted the knife. For entirely legitimate reasons. (The X-Files means I always think the FBI is up to no good.) I told them I had destroyed the indestructible knife, which they for some reason believed.
Later I gave it to Duster. Duster can be trusted with such power, as long as he isn't amnesiac or kidnapped or doing whatever stupid thing his abusive Dad tells him to do.
Actually, no, what was I thinking, give me that knife back right now, Duster. From this day forward it will be used to slice apples and nothing more.
I solved the problem, Homestuck protagonists, you just need to give that dude a car.
He had an indestructible knife that never needs sharpening, which I took from his stolen car and threw into a stream near the house. When the FBI came to question me about killing Slick, they didn't actually care that he was dead. They just wanted the knife. For entirely legitimate reasons. (The X-Files means I always think the FBI is up to no good.) I told them I had destroyed the indestructible knife, which they for some reason believed.
Later I gave it to Duster. Duster can be trusted with such power, as long as he isn't amnesiac or kidnapped or doing whatever stupid thing his abusive Dad tells him to do.
Actually, no, what was I thinking, give me that knife back right now, Duster. From this day forward it will be used to slice apples and nothing more.
