A while back I told thegeekgene about Homestuck.

[snarp]

thegeekgene: I have a frozen pie crust thawing for my Slime Pie.

Me: Good.

Mom: Sarah. Exactly what sort of bread is it you're planning to make?

thegeekgene: She's making grubloaf!

Mom: Sarah. What is grubloaf.

Me: No, actually, I had a better idea! I'm going to make bread pudding with a bunch of different colored breads, with the clumps arranged in sort of grub-like shapes!

Mom: And how do you propose to make this bread colorful? - This is going to be absolutely disgusting.

Me: It's just my usual bread pudding, but multicolored, and grubbish. And, well, the best way would obviously be to bake several different colors of bread, but I was thinking I could also probably, like, put some dye in milk and just soak chunks of bread in the milk.

Mom: But the colors would just run together.

Me: Well, yeah, maybe. I might be able to make it work, I'm going to test this on a small pudding first -

Mom: I guess you could just buy one of those packages of frozen dinner-roll dough.

Me: Oh, you think I could just knead the food coloring in?

Mom: Yeah. - Why am I helping you with this?

thegeekgene: Because it's awesome!

Me: I could also have grub sauce. Like, dyed whipped cream.

thegeekgene: Yes. Excellent.

Mom: Should I even ask what grub sauce is?

Me: It's like mayo, but with grubs.

thegeekgene: It's grub sauce, Mom.

Mom: Oh, god.