She was put in many places.

[snarp]

Mom: - well, at the time, your sister was a baby, and she had colic and she would sleep maybe two hours at a time.

Dad: I drove her around in the car... I put her in this wind-up swing, which didn't work very well... I put her on top of the washing machine...

Mom: [Our Childhood Primary Care Physician] told you to give her alcohol one time, right?

Dad: Yeah, he told me I should put booze in her bottle.

Me: Are you sure he was a doctor!? I mean, did you ever actually see his diploma?

Dad: Yeah.

Mom: I saw it.

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[nagaina]

::grin:: FWIW, my own PCP suggested the tiny amount of alcohol thing to my parents, as well.