I'm talking about my *perfume purchases*.

[snarp]

Thank you for forwarding the smelly box, Mom (though you're in *Florida* and won't read this); it is greatly appreciated.

The inventory:

- bottle of Cathode with which I will forge WORLD PEACE, by forcing people to smell it

- imps, frimps, dirigibles, etc:

Aizen-Myoo
Chimera
Coyote
Dragon's Heart
Dragon's Milk
Elegba
Fae
Kabuki
Morocco
New Orleans
O
Oneiroi
Siren
Snake Oil
Suspiro
Umbra
Velvet
Venice

My mailbox smelled *really* strongly of cloves when I took the package out, and I can still smell it, though there doesn't seem to have been a spill. I think it's actually the Kabuki imp, which has a slightly different type of cap from the others, even though there's not supposed to be any clove in there - it's the mixture of the anise and cherry.

Unless someone else here wants it (here being both Granville and Kentucky, because I can inhabit two places at once because of *physics*), I think I'm giving the Aizen-Myoo to Sensei, to see if he immediately recognizes the name, or if this is something that only mythology nerds ever hear of. Is anyone interested? Laura? This is *another* perfume-thingie named after a god of sex. (Or maybe I should just start getting rid of these on the comm, seing as I've got six or seven I don't like sitting around.)

Further reports on this important story as I try the imps.