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snarpMy immense genius has naturally afforded me many opportunities in life that others, less-gifted, would never have the joy of experiencing. Today, for example, my brilliance led me not to check what was in the sink in the chemistry lab before I turned the faucet on, causing a mysterious blueish chemical in a tub to splash up onto my face, some of it getting into my mouth. I have spent the last forty-five minutes spitting and pondering whether my stomach is cramping because I swallowed some of it or because of the placebo effect.
You people who aren't *smart* don't even know what the placebo effect *is*, I'll bet.
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I'll be skipping dinner. If I don't show up for work tonight, you have permission to break the door down with an axe. 'cause that'd be pretty cool. Us smart people *appreciate* axes.
You people who aren't *smart* don't even know what the placebo effect *is*, I'll bet.
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I'll be skipping dinner. If I don't show up for work tonight, you have permission to break the door down with an axe. 'cause that'd be pretty cool. Us smart people *appreciate* axes.
