I dreamed that three Caliborns baked an obviously-poisoned cake for John. Someone objected to this: "okay we're going to throw that cake in the ocean right now." (They were on a boat.) One of the Caliborns responded: "WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT WANT A CAKE BAKED BY THREE CALIBORNS."
Jun. 7th, 2015
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Jun. 7th, 2015 10:56 pm*phone rings*
Me: Hel -
Dad: Sarah! You need to come to my office tomorrow.
Me: Why?
Dad: Can you come early, like around ten?!
Me: What do you need me to do?
Dad: It's - I'll bring my laptop, it's this Facebook thing, I have too many people on Facebook! I can't get to my real email, it's all just Facebook and I can't get anything done!
Me: Can't you just tell me your email password? I can get in there right now and set up a Facebook filter.
Dad: It's [password]. You can do that?! This really needs to be fixed, honey, I can't -
Me: I'm going to do it right now, and then I'll call you back, okay?
Dad: Okay - but you have to come into town in the morning! You have to - renew your driver's license!
Me: Okay, Dad -
Dad: And you have to bring the cake to the office!
Me: Hel -
Dad: Sarah! You need to come to my office tomorrow.
Me: Why?
Dad: Can you come early, like around ten?!
Me: What do you need me to do?
Dad: It's - I'll bring my laptop, it's this Facebook thing, I have too many people on Facebook! I can't get to my real email, it's all just Facebook and I can't get anything done!
Me: Can't you just tell me your email password? I can get in there right now and set up a Facebook filter.
Dad: It's [password]. You can do that?! This really needs to be fixed, honey, I can't -
Me: I'm going to do it right now, and then I'll call you back, okay?
Dad: Okay - but you have to come into town in the morning! You have to - renew your driver's license!
Me: Okay, Dad -
Dad: And you have to bring the cake to the office!