How to Throw a Tantrum
May. 13th, 2015 09:10 pmme: *is sitting on couch*
me, thinking: Fuck this fucking heat I'm sick of summer already! I'm going to buy a hammock, some indoor mounting hardware for the hammock, and maybe some mint extract for use in making flavored lemonade!
me: *puts items in Amazon cart while still sitting quietly on couch, then removes mint because it's probably cheaper at Food City*
me, thinking: Fuck this fucking heat I'm sick of summer already! I'm going to buy a hammock, some indoor mounting hardware for the hammock, and maybe some mint extract for use in making flavored lemonade!
me: *puts items in Amazon cart while still sitting quietly on couch, then removes mint because it's probably cheaper at Food City*