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Why does this cat need to be right next to me 100% of the time. Does he think bad guys are going to get him if he goes into the other room. Does he think bad guys are going to get me. What is either of us even going to do about bad guys, whine at them.

Dad basically just comes over here to see the cat.

Mom has forbidden him from bringing home any more animals, so he's trying to get me to adopt some for him to play with. Earlier today, I for probably the dozenth time explained to him that I think Dubiety the Cat needs to be a lone cat, given that he is terrified of Tragedy the Cat - who is seventeen years old, half his weight, badly arthritic, deaf, and going blind.

So he comes over to the house this evening, sits there playing with Dubiety for a while, and then asks me hopefully, "do you think he'd like a friend?"

I gave him the cookies I fucked up. I don't think he noticed they tasted funny.

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Characters in Bleach die and go to Yami no Matsuei, and characters in Yami no Matsuei die and go to Bleach.

Characters who die in both consecutively go to Dragon Ball - aka, hell - a realm where there is no true death, and therefore, no hope of escape.

#'but where do characters who die in homestuck go preacher' #'they become horses in mercedes lackey books'

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The joke in those tags was that characters in Valdemar books really do die and become horses. Mercedes Lackey genuinely thought that this idea was really cool and that it belonged in her books.

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ThePirateBay is down! I noticed this because I download the updates to the Dwarf Fortress Starter Pack from there, because the server the guy hosts it on is cruddy. I've been doing ThePirateBay wrong.

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Don't take Lamictal. Your digestive system will attempt climb out and hit you.