How to form political opinions.
May. 19th, 2014 03:44 pmDad: You have to vote tomorrow, you have to vote for [his friend] and against [mom's enemy]!
Me: I don't know anything about the people they're running against. - wait, in Papaw's neighborhood today, there was this guy going around hassling people, he was sort of shaped like a cinderblock and had a buzzcut, who was he?
Dad: Uh... probably [name], he's running for [office].
Me: Okay. He was parked in a stupid place so I couldn't pull out, so I'll vote so I can vote against him.
Dad: His opponent runs a pit bull puppy mill, though! Keep that in mind.
Me: I'll write in my own name or something.
Me: I don't know anything about the people they're running against. - wait, in Papaw's neighborhood today, there was this guy going around hassling people, he was sort of shaped like a cinderblock and had a buzzcut, who was he?
Dad: Uh... probably [name], he's running for [office].
Me: Okay. He was parked in a stupid place so I couldn't pull out, so I'll vote so I can vote against him.
Dad: His opponent runs a pit bull puppy mill, though! Keep that in mind.
Me: I'll write in my own name or something.