It seems as if there should exist some media property

both long-running enough and stupid enough that if you made an Oxford Comma vid for it, each line could be accompanied with the image which it describes.

The Bulma/Vegeta from Dragon Ball thing.

Those are the characters who are basically the same characters as Lucca and Magus from Chrono Trigger, right?

Is this a Toriyama pattern? Does Arale from Dr. Slump also end up with a villain with a laborious hair-care regimen?

The saddest thing in Homestuck.

Jake exasperated Dirk and Jane so badly that they both considered Caliborn as an alternative.

The moral is OKCupid.