Eternal email encryption problem.
Jan. 6th, 2014 10:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpWhat I want is an GNU webmail server with browser-side encryption and decryption that will - automatically, and without a bunch of unnecessary messages designed by a wild-eyed refugee from 19-fucking-80 -
1) decrypt shit encrypted with any of my public keys,
2) search fucking keyservers for people I'm emailing when I hit "send," and if a key is found encrypt before sending, simultaneously encrypting the copy saved in my fucking outbox in one of my own keys,
3) for storage purposes, encrypting all un-encrypted incoming and outgoing in one of my fucking public keys immediately upon receipt/send, and this is not fucking optional fuck you, so the cleartext isn't sitting there on the fucking server available for use by any potential corporate/federal/coked-out data-mining operations that might get access, because the first large-scale service like this will without fail be hacked or raided within eighteen months.
...I should not think about online security when I'm sick. I start impulsively trying to figure out how to implement my awesome solutions myself, can't due to being unable to keep my eyes on the fucking screen, and have to go lie down for an hour in the middle of even typing up a blog post wherein I swear more than is perhaps warranted about crypto.
1) decrypt shit encrypted with any of my public keys,
2) search fucking keyservers for people I'm emailing when I hit "send," and if a key is found encrypt before sending, simultaneously encrypting the copy saved in my fucking outbox in one of my own keys,
3) for storage purposes, encrypting all un-encrypted incoming and outgoing in one of my fucking public keys immediately upon receipt/send, and this is not fucking optional fuck you, so the cleartext isn't sitting there on the fucking server available for use by any potential corporate/federal/coked-out data-mining operations that might get access, because the first large-scale service like this will without fail be hacked or raided within eighteen months.
...I should not think about online security when I'm sick. I start impulsively trying to figure out how to implement my awesome solutions myself, can't due to being unable to keep my eyes on the fucking screen, and have to go lie down for an hour in the middle of even typing up a blog post wherein I swear more than is perhaps warranted about crypto.
