Email I just sent to my parents.

[snarp]

Before I forget to tell you this, leading you to come home and be confused: I cleaned your bathroom yesterday and tossed a lot of expired medicine, lotion, and general gross stuff that was in the drawers and cabinets. (I'd originally gone in there to look for burn cream, of which you had two containers, one of which expired in 2004, and the other in 1997.

You guys *never* get to say *anything* about my bathroom.)

Presently wearing a pair of slippers I found in a cabinet, because while I was doing this Wan-chan carried mine out into the field.