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If Gamzee has never died, then his dream self is still alive someplace; possibly, like Rose's, bearing memories from doomed timelines.

It either stayed in the trolls' dead Incipisphere's veil somewhere, or was on the meteor with his regular-self the whole time. Two Gamzees may well be in play! Did one Gamzee ride the meteor to earth to wait for Caliborn, while the other stayed in the session? Is he in the dream bubbles, sneaking up on Jade and Calliope? Is he in his own sylladex?!

I convinced thegeekgene to play Star Stealing Prince.

She called a little while to complain that I had made her sad.

"This needs to stop now! It's unacceptable! Snowe needs hugs and cocoa!"

I don't know why she even listens to me when I recommend stuff to her, last time I recced her something it was Homestuck, aka "Dorky Kids Get Repeatedly Physically And Psychologically Tortured But It's Funny So You Keep Reading And Then You Are Up At 3:46 AM Crying About Pretend Alien Lesbians."

How I Convinced thegeekgene To Read Homestuck

I showed her this scene.

uu: YOu WILL DEPICT.
uu: THE JANE HuMAN.
uu: ON THE RECEIVING END.
uu: OF...
uu: ONE OF YOuR HuMAN KISSES.
TT: Uh.
TT: Ok.
TT: I mean, are you sure you want me to go there?
uu: SHuT YOuR MOuTH AND FuCKING DRAW.
TT: Just making sure.
TT: Man.
TT: Seriously gonna have to sterilize my tablet after this.
TT: Ok, how's that?
TT: http://goo.gl/BPSnY
uu: OH NO. WHAT IS THAT.
uu: WHAT THE FuCK IS YOuR HAND DOING.
uu: EXPLAIN YOuRSELF!
TT: Dunno. Coppin' a little feel I guess.
TT: Just adding some sizzle to the steak. What's the big.
uu: REMOVE THAT.
TT: Come on dude, don't be like that.
uu: REMOVE THE AMOROuS HuMAN LIMB AT ONCE.
uu: DO IT NOW.
uu: I'LL KILL HER. I WILL FuCKING DO IT.
TT: Fine.
TT: There.
TT: http://goo.gl/cTQZ6
uu: AHHHHH!
uu: YES.
uu: OHHH. HO HO.
uu: OH YES.
uu: THAT IS...
uu: *DIIIRTY*
TT: You are a man who likes his tepid ass porn, I will give you that.

"Sibling, this is the villain of the fine work of hypertext literature which has absorbed me of late."