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I do so.
Aside from all the other stuff, alcohol is pretty much ruined for me since that time I took too much kratom and got kind of high. Alcohol, you make me tired, even less coordinated than usual, and more head-achey rather than less. As such, you are a sub-optimal mind-altering substance. My only use for you now is to intensify the effects of sleeping pills, because you don't seem to make me as groggy in the morning as just doubling up on the pills does.
I'm honestly thinking I should start marking booze as a medical expense on my finance spreadsheet, given that this is literally the only reason I buy it now. So, good work, kratom, you've basically eliminated my urge to purchase Franzia. I now buy only really cheap bourbon.
Is this accomplishment really deserving of congratulations, kratom? Is it?
(The fact that the less-skeevy liquor store in town has been literally razed has also probably contributed to my failure to buy Franzia. They even pulled up the foundation. There's just dirt there now. No one knows why the liquor store was razed.
Kentucky.)
Aside from all the other stuff, alcohol is pretty much ruined for me since that time I took too much kratom and got kind of high. Alcohol, you make me tired, even less coordinated than usual, and more head-achey rather than less. As such, you are a sub-optimal mind-altering substance. My only use for you now is to intensify the effects of sleeping pills, because you don't seem to make me as groggy in the morning as just doubling up on the pills does.
I'm honestly thinking I should start marking booze as a medical expense on my finance spreadsheet, given that this is literally the only reason I buy it now. So, good work, kratom, you've basically eliminated my urge to purchase Franzia. I now buy only really cheap bourbon.
Is this accomplishment really deserving of congratulations, kratom? Is it?
(The fact that the less-skeevy liquor store in town has been literally razed has also probably contributed to my failure to buy Franzia. They even pulled up the foundation. There's just dirt there now. No one knows why the liquor store was razed.
Kentucky.)
